a loud crash
shocks me from sleep
that damn cat
knocked my stuff in a heap
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Yes, please ship that free cat to me, along with a bottle of CATsup, and please read my poem 'Cats (in the style of Edgar Allan Poe) '. Thanks for sharing. Also please include your CATalog in case you have anything else free.
Hahahahaha! fabuloso......i adore your sharp wit.....wonderful....and you can keep the cat, he sounds a bit annoying....im off to check our hairdressers revenge, i think its called.....im so glad i visited your writes, cheering me up no end
Very funny- and written with great fluency! Nice job Thank you for the kind comment
Well Hello Chuck: Exactly, just what I mean. Loved it. Wonderful humor, ignore the fellow who implies editing, it’s exactly right as is. Thanks for bringing it to my attention and I shall read more.
Chuck, Oh! , just get over it ! That's just what it's like to be owned by one of them. B.V.A.
They do do things like this, and they are so darned SMUG about it, sitting and smirking at you because they KNOW they have won!
This is hilarious Charles! I feel your pain about cats. One night my wife and I were awakened at 3: 00 am by the blare of the TV set. One of our cats had stepped on the power button on the remote.
One night my wife and I were awakened at 3: 00 am by the blare of the TV set. Our cat had stepped on the power button.
You gave me a big smile. My cat drives me mad, she's sixteen and plays the old lady very well! Ez
Charles, sounds like a Garfield comic strip... except for the dream sequence of course! Funny stuff! ! Brian
LOL over and over again, and commiserations - - been there, threw that! Keep an extra pillow handy now, do you? Or maybe the cat has found a new owner to torment. Either way: sweet (or otherwise) dreams to you! ! !
Nicely thought and written....10