Forever Nap Poem by Lamar Cole

He knew that he was having a good day.
When they had shrimp at the buffet.
He would try to eat every shrimp on the buffet table.
He was very willing and able.

For the last shrimp, the other customers he would fight.
He could eat shrimp all-night.
He loved their delicious taste.
And he didn't want any to go to waste.

The restaurant owner finally got tired of his crap.
And wished that he would take a forever nap.
The owner kicked him out the door.
And told him that his greedy butt wasn't welcomed anymore.

From the restaurant he was banned.
He began to feel like half a man.
So he decided to go back to the restaurant and take a stand.
And the police were called on the greediest man in the land.