Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Flatulence Will Get You Everywhere Comments

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Flattery will get you nowhere
Butt flatulence is different
Bottle it and sell it
And try not to inhale it.
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Susan Sparks
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Darlene Walsh 25 April 2014

lol, not very practical but that was very funny. Cows however are a HUGH source of methane, that could make another funny poem, put it in your cereal or put it in your car.

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Susan Sparks

Susan Sparks

Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
Susan Sparks
Susan Sparks
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
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