First Let's Change Your Diapers! Poem by Jim McGill

Oh little one, so cute and sweet
you
Dropped ice cream on the car seat
and
Used crayons on a white wall
and
Unrolled toilet paper into the hall
and
Poured orange juice in the coffee
and
Spiked our corn flakes with red chilli
and
Opened the fridge; swung on the door
then
Tossed two eggs out on the floor
and
Barfed on a laptop; it cost a lot money
and
Even though today it's sunny
you
Turned on the windshield wipers
so
Now we'll take you back to mommy
but
First let's change your diapers!


Jim McGill, August,2023