First Date With A Dear Sir Poem by Ravi Kopra

If you want to be my friends, tell me the truth Dear Sir
What kind of man your are? Faithful? Honest? Dear Sir

You cannot hide lies. Your face will tell the truth Dear Sir
Do you cuss? Drink? Smoke? Drugs? Gamble? Womanize? Dear Sir

Did you hurt your ex wife telling lies? Dear Sir
Why did she divorce you in two years? Dear Sir

Can you keep straight face? Look at me, Dear Sir
What made you contact me? Why do you like me? Dear Sir

Do you have a job? Car? Money? Yacht? An aeroplane? Dear Sir
Or you are after swindling innocent trusting women? Dear Sir

Are you a con man? Or an honest gentle man? Dear Sir
What do you expect from a gal on the first date? Dear Sir

I ask you so many questions. You answer none. Why? Dear Sir
I guess you must have hidden something in closets Dear Sir

So I think this is our first and last date. Right? Dear Sir
I will pay for my own drink. Good luck. Good bye Dear Sir