Farting Poem by Kevin Patrick
Farting
When you wake up
round the crack of dawn
The sound of a fart
Is like a nuclear bomb
Barfing atoms
Through the mouth of a trumpet
Full of fury
but little pomp
like thunder flat
In b-minor Rump
And sadly, as you get older
Every mornings served
With foul applause
Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: for children
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8/27/2025 7:36:49 PM # 1.0.0
after a long, sad day, this was literally refreshing oh the odour