Naked I stepped from the shower tub, bending over SLIGHTLY,
when all of a sudden came a sound to my ears, roaring, not lightly.
It was just gas (I hoped) but it burst from me like lightning from a cloud.
It was NOT one of your gentle lady's farts, but a fart very VERY loud.
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from me, the author: at first i thought poemhunter was not allowing me to submit this. so i changed the title to don't read this if you've never farted but then i noticed it was accepted with the original title. who can figure? ? ? yes, the site should have standards! ! ! i hope they allow the one i haven't tried to submit yet 6 Foot 3 bri e.
it takes lots of courage to comment for this poem is not meant for a gent but then i am of that one percent and your poem have my full assent thanks Bri