Faith Poem by Ravi Kopra

Like a hard core musalmaan
who prays 5 times a day,
slaughters holy cows for dinner,
slaughters goats for bakra-e-id,
steals doves' eggs for his omelettes,
does oozu before prayers
to be sure his salwaar is not pee stained
or else Allah will not accept prayers -
so good to have a hygienic Allah
who checks your pants are not pee stained -
who would do anything to spread his Allah faith
like killing kafirs, stealing their wives, making them muslimas
marrying them and and making many more little musalmaans
and even sacrificing his life for Allah,
is a dog that comes to mind
who would protect his master at no cost
and even sacrifice itself for him.
This is loyalty extraordinaire.
This is faith hard to compare!
But it tells a lot what nonbelivers
can't comprehend and are amazed when
they set bombs bound to their bellies off
to explode violently in flames.