Facebook Love Poem by Namita Rani Panda

" How sweet u r my facebook friend
In your pink you look soooo GRAAAND! "
" Thanq very much O' my darling
Wish u a gracefuuul gud mng"
"Have u already taken your BF dear? "
"Not yt dr, I've ordered pizza and berger"
" O Waoooooo! So hot and so tangy flavour
Please upload immediately the photos sweetheart
Glancing at them I'll break my fast."
" OK dear as u wish
With dis u accept my flying kiss"
" Ooooo! Sooo yummy and sooo delicious
Thanks for ur sweeeet kiss"
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"Let me leave to have my dinner
We hv already chatted for hours"
" But I love to chat with u for endless hours
Hours or days it doesn't matter."
" Will come back only after one hr
We'll chat till late night dear."
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" A very gud mng O' my darling!
Are you still sleeping and dreaming?
"I'm anxiously waiting for your text
Don't you think that a dating will be the best? "
"This chatting is no doubt quite enjoyable
The feelings of yours I can't feel
I wish to see and touch you as real
Will you take the pain to meet?
You are sweet sixteen and I'm twenty
Will you be my valentine forever?
To you I completely surrender
On the quiet bank we will sit together
Leaning on each others' shoulder
The serene beauty we will share."
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"For whom are u waiting dear?
You are surely a true lover."
"O' my granny!
Have u seen my lovely valentine? "
"Can't you recognise your sweet valentine? "
"Why can't I? She is my life, my sweet dream
She is my heart's evergreen queen."
"I am your valentine O 'my fool
You can't recognise your sweet girl."
"But you are so sweet in your profile picture
You made promises, I'm yours."
"I'm an old lady living alone
In this unwanted world so forlorn,
I needed a friend O' my grandson.
Had I given the profile picture of my own,
I would have never found a friend unknown.
Thanks face book to give me a friend so handsome"
"O' my granny, you are so clever
Forever I will be your ardent lover.
But never in FB try to be a lover ever."