Eyebrows Poem by Steve Howard

Do moo cows come with eyebrows?
I'm really not quite sure.
But I wonder if they had them,
would they act more haute couture;
or simply stare across the fields,
and be content with cud du jour?
Would they take up a philosophy,
strut around with savoir faire,
seek the meaning of their lives,
and try to put on underwear?
If you asked a silly question,
would they still answer moo, moo, moo;
or simply raise an eyebrow,
with a scathing look or two?
Do moo cows come with eyebrows?
The yes or no I cannot share.
But when it comes to eyebrows,
I don't think moo cows really care.