Executioner's Day Poem by Charles Karia

We cerebrate it's exactly three years today,
Since we got the divine court's orders,
To execute the illicit pair Mary and John
For their conspiracy to kill through abortion.

The case was straight, open and shut;
We'd tempted them and they bit the bait.
We clapped as they ate the forbidden fruit-
Next day our cleverest demon departed,
To file a hot case in the heavenly courts.

With evidence we argued hard and long,
How we spoilt the divine court's day!
By bringing steamy videos of the sin.
And the murky foetus as proof,
We got their life orders on the spot!

You cantunderstand their father's mercy
Imagine they got a three year window,
In which they could appeal by repentance,
Before we could execute the order!
Thus finally fixing the noose of justice.

We've been anxious for the three years...
That some fella could stand in the gap;
Repent and make our work useless.
But we've kept them busy all along in sin,
Perversions and wine kept them distracted.

We won't kill the immediately but soon,
A disease for Mary will work so fine,
Deep in her overused organs of leisure.
Mmm John is ripe for an auto accident,
We'll shred his Ford into a thousand pieces,
He'll drive a wheelchair before we take him.