Ex-Rated Poem(Mark Two) Poem by Tom Billsborough
Ex-Rated Poem(Mark Two)
Take this as an example.
Mary paid a double fare
Upon the local bus, I fear.
The reason for this overcharge
Her bottom was extremely large.
Her ample cheeks
Would swallow up two seats.
"It wasn't fair, " she did declare,
"To have to pay this double fare.
What I need is drastic action
To produce a quick reduction."
A diet of the liquid kind....
Delicious smoothies came to mind.
"That's it, " she cried, a lifestyle change
Would soon reduce the ample range
Her buttocks then patrolled.
And, yes, the fat it did unfold!
The weighty orbs were shrinking fast
She paid a single fare at last!
Her pumpkins had become quite small.
A good ex- ample to us all!
Thanks, Robert. More Ex-rated poems to follow! Soon! Happy New Year to you. You lot always get there before us!
Quick note for Wes. Cat has cleaned the plate of cat food three days in last four! Cat-fishing going well!
my reply thing still isn't working. I was inspired by a photo of Kim Kardashian's rear end. I think that's a three-seater though! Seems a bit of an overstatement on what is otherwise a most attractive frame! Not sure about thumbs up. maybe exercise caution when sitting down!
tom billsborough - -You have the best sense of humor! Thumbs up! ! ! ! Er.... maybe that is not the best ex-pression to use on this poetic bus.... anyway I chuckled off my chair. Thanks for the laughter!
I'm still having difficulty wit the Reply facilities. So I'll have to thank you all here for your comments. As for stray cats, Wes, I; m putting out Fresh Turkey and the night before last it all disappeared. Might be cat or could be birrds. But I've another crafty trick up my sleeve to figure out which! I'll keep you posted, Rini's got a good point there. As she got thinner her purse got fatter. I'm working on one called Ex-plain Jane.
Nice one Tom. Has the stray cat come into the house yet? I do hope so I often think of you and Mr Purry
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I would like to translate this poem
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7/29/2025 4:43:20 AM # 1.0.0
Dieting helped to save her money.. Lol Well penned with a touch of humor Tom