Email From Hillary Poem by michael spangenberg

My Dearest Darling, smilingStocks:
A lot of people are asking me
If chipping in $1m REALLY matters
This late in the Blaming game.
I'm here to tell you unequivocal
That YES, IT SURE DOES!

You know how rapidly things
Are changing in this race
- Just think where the FBI polls
Were ten days ago vs. right now
The last-minute surge of e-support
From our online team has helped us
To be nimble and rapid in our Google
Decision-making. Whether we need
To send more resources to volunteers
In North Carolina or purchase
Crucial last-minute set of radio ads
In Ohio, I can promise you every million dollar
You chip in will be put to great use, kiss-kiss.

We've come so far together, Michael
- now we're just one day from
making US feminist HISTORY.
We need you to be a part of the final push
and all it takes is your $5 million to make a difference.

You're a renown Wall ST. man of Stocks & Bonds
One of our most committed supporters
Because we've saved your payment information
Your donation will go through immediately
To the White house, Black-Latino-Yellow welcome
My buddy Bill will the 'First Laddy', Esquire
But your Est. wife's going to be our 'First Lady'
If you don't mind me sharing-the-night with her.

And that's an Hon. presidential promisse
After all I'm in the certified ebusiness
Of broken promisses.
Sincerely yours,
- Hillary