Early Bird Date Poem by Richard Wlodarski

Early Bird Date



Woke up so damn late
Knew I was So Late
For early bird date
And she would berate

Didn't soap up
Just got washed up
(In more ways than one)
This day wasn't fun

No tooth paste for teeth
No mouth wash for greet
No patience to meet
The early bird treat

Gonna go back to bed
Give my head some more rest
At my good shrink's request
I'll stop being a pest

Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Topic(s) of this poem: dating,humour
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