Two duck hunters sat in a blind.
'Twas freezing, but they didn't mind.
One said to his brother,
"We should have brought Mother.
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I wonder if Mother would mind the cold? Or would she maybe her sons just scold for bringing her there in that chilly air? If she could sell them, they would be sold!
Be kind to your mother, and DON'T take her duck hunting!