Gonna stockpile tuna
While dreaming of fishing
Gonna cook some pork and beans
While thinking of camping
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Toilet paper becomes really rare nowadays! Fortunately good poems don't!
Richard...brilliant! This is both sad and true, and truly humourous. There does seem to be an order to hoarding, though. First start with the toilet paper. Move to canned goods. Then target disinfectant. Move on to potatoes....Such etiquette perhaps ought to be 'taught' when we are lectured on crisis preparedness...This goes straight to myfavourites.