Dr. Acula Stop Poem by Don Juan Tenorio

Dr. Acula you just have to stop.
Or I'll tell everybody you can't get it up.
You, just need to leave me alone,
We all know vampires don't carry no bone.
You don't bother me, I don't bother you.
Just play with yourself, is what you should do.
Learn how to write, learn how to spell,
Leave me alone, they need you in hell.
Your'e very annoying, your'e a real drag,
Just leave me alone, you miserable old hag.

Don Juan Tenorio