Don't Take-Me-For-A-Fool Poem by Mark Heathcote

Sanitize your dirty thoughts, the filth on your mind
I might not want you beside me entwined.
I'm not the maid called to her master's ring,
I'm-savvy-and-smart and deserve better bling.

The footballer's wife, I'm-not, I'm smarter by-a-lot
And I major in what others have got
And I have not! So don't take-me-for-a-fool
Take me; to the nearest jewellers and make me drool.


Original title:

Love without sex - sex without love