Don't Bury The Pig Poem by Sophie Allyah

Don't bury the pig
But burn the body to ashes
Or throw away to the sea
It might hunt you in dreams
Snork snork with evil schemes
Don't bury the pig
It might comeback a zombie
And snap you like a twig
The pig is evil as it snork
Some called it the delicious evil pork
You should stab it with rusty fork
Or smash its head with a huge tree
And throw away to the sea
Sayonara piggie as you flee
You can make a pendant out of its nail
Run with scissors and its tail
Anything that pleases you
Put a tattoo that says "Letter Q"
Rape the anus or the skull
Decorate its head next to its uncle Hal
Put make up and some blonde wig
But never ever bury the pig