(doggerel)why Just Today I Heard Poem by WES Vogler

Remember mein dear, ven you go shoppin'
Za word for brassiere is 'keepsemfrumfloppin'

With a science degree you say 'Why does it work'
With an engineering degree it's 'how does it work'
With an accounting degree, , 'What does it cost?
With an arts degree, , , , 'Do you want fries with that? '

'Miss Black America', in one state, 'sa no go...
Ain't no contestant gon' wear....'I-DA-HO'


(as one earthquake said to another: "It's not my fault")