(doggerel) This Needs To Be Said To My Son
"Now listen, my son, to your father's advice.
There'll be time a-plenty for old shoes and rice
I'd ne'er e'er kissed a girl when I was your age
It just wasn't done and a dire outrage
And will you be able to say the same, lad? "
"Well, not with a straight face, like you did, Dad
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Hey, I just read that same joke in a book yesterday! (Good job turning it into a poem.)
That's what I do .. turn old jokes into limerick form .. it is habit-forming