Doctor Lawyer Ice Cream Man Poem by Barry Middleton

he's a doctor and a lawyer
and the ice cream man
he's litigious and delicious
and in very high demand

he can tell you what to do
if you ever catch the flu
and if you have a minor tort
then he will help you sue

if you only have a craving
for a little ice cream
he'll provide a double scoop
and a sugar cone dream

he'll sprinkle it with rainbows
to cure your every ill
and to strike a blow for justice
he'll forget to send a bill

he's litigious and delicious
and in very high demand
he's a doctor and a lawyer
and the ice cream man