.dear Bunny- My Vows Poem by Angie M..

Dear Bunny,

As we share this season together, I believe it to me important to share my vows ahead of time.

1. I vow to punish you for any learned hypocrisy you expose. First, I'll cook only for me that evening and reject any affections.

and therefore...

2. I vow to punish you if you share any negative thoughts with me. First, I'll refuse to hug you and then I'll pretend you are not there until you stop for 24hours. Don't worry, when you learn this too... it will make us happy.

3. I vow to punish you if you question me at all. whatever you are insecure about, I'll make sure to do it for a week.

4. I vow to punish you if you share with me your needs. Do not depend on me for your needs, meet your own needs under God's approval. I will starve you for a month.

5. I vow to punish you if you share with me what you don't like. You don't like my laundry on the floor? Be prepared for it thrown all over the house.

6. I vow to punish you for any expectations of me. You expect me to make time for you at night? Your evenings will be frosty.

and last

7. I vow to punish you for your views if I don't think they are positive. I will sleep in the guest room until you learn to just keep it to yourself.

I'm excited about our new adventure together. Let's be happy. Let's learn together to share only that with each other. Smile, smile, smile...love, love love!