He was in the local bar restroom taking a piss.
When the urinal he happen to miss.
His piss landed on another bar patron's feet.
And his butt the patron wanted to beat.
His piss gave the restroom floor a big splash.
And the only thing that saved his butt.
Was offering the patron some damage control cash.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Oh what a mess he created in the restroom