Convenience... Poem by Ewen A Morrison

Whenever visiting WC (WIP)
Regardless of the ‘need'
Washing, or just a ‘pee'
Door closed? Ye indeed

Fitted 'hand towel-rail'
Does task, and warm
Is efficient without fail
Good, and a charm!

It saves on cost, as it goes -
professional cost = expensive...
price? Well, no one knows ~
prospect, leaves all pensive!
She who didn't fit the ‘Kit' -
fails to close, and to save;
bothers me, a fair old bit,
cost of being her knave?

Shall inform my dear wife -
close door and save strife!
(Thanks Rosemary x)