Climate Change Vs Global Warming Poem by bobby beddoe

Climate Change vs Global Warming

Between the Epoch age Paleocene
And today's Epoch Holocene,
Been 65 million years between the two.
And on the order of every 5,000 to 10,000 years,
Glacial/interglacial cycles come and disappears.
Thus paleoclimate data came to be.
By professional players - not by caddy!
Global warming pundits and their slew;
Finds politicians, the press, columnists,
Commentators and yellow journalists,
Affirmed by uttering psychic seers,
Are all endowed with average IQ veneers!
Yeah, standing firm against authoritative voices;
Such as, paleontologists peruses,
In concert with geologists, also,
Anthropologists' ancient, long-research-window,
These PHD's come up with climate change.
Not warming fossil fuel heresies to manage,
Those guys push their hoax with blitzkrieg, battle, and Gore,
Like training gullibles for greenhouse gas war!
True, fossil fuels have changed Planet's atmosphere:
But nothing like volcanic ash's stratosphere,
By forming an insulating blanket,
Akin to God's protective sun bonnet
That buffers our world from sunup to sunset!
Shifts in falling and rising sea levels,
Droughts, severe weather events, and other evils -
Seems there's not enough to support it.
Anyway, all's a mute issue 'till Jesus comes to visit!
Blame not global warming for current crisis,
Blame natural climate change - that's all it really is!
Well, that's about it for now.
Sorry, Al!