Classified Ad Poem by Cowboy Ron Williams

Classified Ad

Rating: 5.0


Retired 80-year-old Cowboy
seeking physical relationship
with 21-59 year old woman
no commitments
just wham-bam thank you m'am
307-555-5555

P.S. If your name is LeeAnn
call as soon as you can!

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This is not a real ad; it is just a joke. The phone number is not real, so don't bother trying to call it.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Smoky Hoss 27 August 2020

I just called it.... some tough sounding old bull rider name Buck answered! ! ! Ha ha ha🤠

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Belle Wassermeister 24 August 2020

Saddle your hoss and get over to my cabin pronto, Cowboy!

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