I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
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I am not concerned about rhymes/clever rhymes/forced rhymes. I love this poem. The last two lines are my favourite lines!
You might think you've cracked the scene you haven't, the real one's far too mean...
This will give me NIGHTMARES. But overall, good story! Like if you think Roald Dahl is awesome!
Nice poem. It really made me laugh. I give you an Oscar, Roald Dahl! !
'I want a dress! I want a coach! 'And earrings and a diamond brooch! 'And silver slippers, two of those! 'And lovely nylon panty hose! great 10+++++
Wow this one is a bad poem for cinderella i never thought this was real life
I think this one and the Red Riding Hood poems are his best, I absolutely love this dark humor
Heel leuk dit gedichtje. Ik lees graag van deze narrative poems en vindt ze heel tof! toppieeeeee! ! ! ! !
Hmm it's strange how you at first want to spoil my childhood memories š