I've met a kinky lady,
I can't reveal her name.
But she has introduced me to,
The chocolate ice cream game.
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For those that don't know.....A '99' is a soft whippy ice cream, in a cone...topped with Juice, and a flake (A crumbly finger of milk chocolate)
Wonderful, wonderful, so clever I`m now going away laughing so much it hurts.