Chewing & Covid Poem by Butch Decatoria

Don't you just love the loud chewers
Who chew and talk at the same time, love it right?
Then here comes Covid like Santa Claus
Just ruining everything—my adolescent tantrums...
Then they take credit for having survived it
Anyway Covid is leaving us lump some of charcoal, empty, cold.
"See! Told ya so!
So, There is a reason why we eat with our
Mouths closed.
Less splash of spittle, please!
There's a Germaphobe present—"

Don't cha just love it
Them damned loud chewers,
And fuckin' mouth breathers...
Nuked by forefathers and nazi
Science, their virulent hatreds
Designer genetic babies styled to
Your faves liking.
Designer bio warfare, just because.
Don't cha just...? M m m.