Cereal Killer Poem by Kevin Patrick

Put a noose round captain crunch
And left him out to dry
Gave the chair to Toucon Sam
Then gaily watched him Fry
I shot Tony through his head
And never felt more great
roasted Lucky and his charms
Then sold his gold for teenage bait

Ran over the Crispy brothers
Until they snap, crackled and popped
Drove a stake into Chokula
And gave his head the final chop
I forced cyanide to Trix
And made that silly rabbit cry
Then I bludgeoned Mr Sun
With two scoops into the sky

I mutilate the morning
By torturing breakfast champions
The cops can never touch me
Because im whole grain Ambience
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As blood is milks sister
I'm a cereal killer