Can a cat catch cold? Certain cats certainly can. Clumsy cats can. Can a cow chew their cud? Cows can certainly chew the cud. Can a cowardly crow caw? A cat can’t cow or cackle like a chicken or cock. Cowardly crows can caw but not cluck like a chicken can. A cheetah is a cunning cat and certainly can catch cold, a crow, cunning cats and certain canines. Call a cat and the cat comes. The cat circles, curls and canoodles. Cheetahs can’t canoodle.
As the cock crowed, a cunning cat climbed into a cave, crawled, circled and calmly curled in a close-knit clump.
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Our cat, Zoe does what he can to make the world a better place. Everything is unusual about Zoe. We thought he was a girl, hence the name. I took Zoe to the vet to get to have her presumed 'she -ness' canceled out and got a surprise. I went to my wife's office and told her, 'I've got good news and bad news, first the good news, Zoe will not be needing a hysterectomy.' Zoe helps us with communication by doing news coverage. He also kindly covers the bills for us or anything that is diverting attention from his royal grayness. He saved a dog's life twice by rousing my wife from resting on the couch and leading her to the door to see the ignorant cur dangling by the neck over our fence after a nearly successful attempt to leap over it. I once saw a cat eating spaghetti in the Roman Coliseum. Always remember, dogs have masters, cats have staff.