Butler Service For Every Suite Poem by DM W

We are the heavenly hoteliers sprinkling fairy dust
We are here to please. Your every wish is our command.
We are here to make your dreams come true.
We provide a butler service for every suite.

Your butler will cater for your every whim.
He will be unobtrusive and most attentive.
He will be immaculately dressed at all times.
He will ensure your suite is pristine at all times.
He will be your guiding light in a world of darkness.
He will make all of your dreams come true.

He will be most courteous at all times;
Because he likes to serve; he likes to please.
He will never ever let you down.
He will always be punctual.
He will chill your preferred assortment of beverages.
He will suggest options for your breakfast orders.
He will robotically serve your breakfast orders.
He will make all your your dreams come true

He will serve your afternoon canapés.
He will polish and condition your shoes.
He will replenish your ice bucket on a regular basis.
He will unpack your luggage in the blink of an eye.
He will waggle his ears when you pat him on the head.
He will dance on the table for a reasonable fee.
He will always serve you with a smile.
He will make all your your dreams come true.