Sunday, April 30, 2006

Burn A Row House For Christ Comments

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Our congregation is having problems with some very
annoying neighbors. They’re always complaining that
we take up all the parking spots on Sunday. We tell
them we need those spots for people coming to
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Jemarie Ragudo 04 November 2007

'For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, ' declares the Lord.' Isaiah 55: 8. It's a good thing God doesn't listen to our suggestions. Otherwise, everyone would have perished long ago.

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Shane Markie 14 August 2006

Thus saith the Lord your God, 'Love thy neighbor enough to barbeque them.'

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Will Barber 04 May 2006

I laughed and laughed. How often I have wanted to burn out the neighbors! But we never do. You're obviously a fine Christian to relent.

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Scarlett Treat 01 May 2006

Religion, sometimes thy name is, in truth, hypocrisy!

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Anna Russell 30 April 2006

I used to live accross from a church and, man, they had the most un Christian attitude to parking spaces. They'd even park in my driveway. Till I figured if I started killing them, I could blame it on Satan... Hugs Anna xxx

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Danny Reynolds 30 April 2006

Go gettem Poetry Hound. They threw peroxide over our Minister, but were never charged with bleach of the priest. Danny

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