It's lonely being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
I'd like to have a friend
But as soon as I'd greet him
I would want to eat him.
It's lonely being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
I'd like to have a wife
Yes that's a female companion
But I know I'd soon want to
toss her down a canyon.
It's lonely being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
I'd love my own kids
Running all over the place
But I'd soon wonder if
they tasted as nice as dace?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
It made me laugh. No idea what a bugblatter beast is; nor where Traal is. But the accompanying picture wraps it up perfectly.