A young man from Kodiak was a thief
He stole some women's underwear (good grief)
Cops caught the bandit
Don't misunderstand it
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Brief crime spree? Hold your breath and count to 317 1/2 backwards
The word brief can also mean underwear. I once had an income tax instruction book where the author said: Lawyers are at their best when they're in their briefs.
This is funny! Well done.