Bri, When Rushed! ....[ Short; Very Short; Immensely Short; Humor; Humour; Personal Grooming ] Comments

Speaking of 'frolicking', I, bri, AM 'The Frolic King'! [[ frolic: 'noun Playful behavior or merriment. A playful movement or act. A sexual act or encounter.' [[ Take your pick from the 3 definitions]]. Time to check my razor. ;)

(cont.) My wife has been away from home nearly 3 WEEKS, frolicking or something; she came back for 5 hours one day. THAT WAS like a b.d. gift. I MEAN that she's been gone for so long. But I did receive a picture post card for my birthday....about 1 1/2 weeks AFTER MY B-day. ;)

OH, YEAH, Sheeya Hacks had the DECENCY to wish old Bri a Happy Birthday, BUT NOONE (actually spelled 'no one') else has! ! ! ! : ( (cont.)

(cont.) WHAT A COINCIDENCE! ! ! Should I LIE to Susan, tell her I use an electric hedge trimmer, a 'smoothy'-maker? , or my fingernails? ? THOSE would be SILLY! ! Don't You, Reader, agree with me? ? Wellll? Hey, WAKE UP! ! (NOT continued NOW) ;) bri

(cont.) [on PH now] In 'Notifications' ((where else?)) I found a 'Note' saying that Susan Williams had sent this poem a comment, in which 'note' she mused as to what 'Bri' uses as razor aka shaver.....(cont.)

(cont.) ....I attached the razor's charging cord and began charging my razor (it is electric, remember) . NOW I'D NEED something else to do for a while! I went to PH. (cont.)

(cont.) The sandwich was good enough, I ate it, and decided to shave, using my usually-trusty electric razor, BUT it soon stopped running (it needed to be charged!) , so.. (cont.)

(cont.) ....I got up and [[ I lost some text and don't recall just where I was in my typing ]] and made & ate a sandwich......((not 'which')) .....which 'she' would FORBID, OR at least try to 'shame me' about ]] (cont.)

I got tired tonight and eventually slept for a while. then woke again and, as my wife is not home and it felt safe for me to...(cont.)

can't wait for a poem on what you shave with! ! ! ! this durn poem made me giggle. top marks

Happy Birthday Brian....Aka Bri (the Big Bro of PH.)

Appropriate use of SANDPAPER. Ha ha, LoL.

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