Bri's Suicide Attempts In Hell.......[ Fantasy; Hell; Foiled Again! ! ! ; Suicide; Personal ] Comments

Your humor and wits are fabulous! I think you must have turned into a comedy show place with billions of sad souls laughing. I think very soon you would be getting invitation to entertain in heaven at the court of Indra. So quit trying now and start looking forward for a blissful existence! Thanks Bri! You are so much needed here!

Dear Bri just sitting there, Did you at least find women's underwear? Undies and swimsuits no women there, they heard you commming and they did scare. All you get is harps and choirs, not as fun as girls, guns and fire!

Bri.... this is so funny. You have contemplated suicide but never have attempted it in your earthly life with legs up. Ha, ha ha! And then your fantasy ride to heaven or, whatever be the case or place....where does pizza and wine fit in? Hilarious and most entertaining poem of the month.......A full score for Poet Bri....10

God may or may not be entertained but I have been entertained by my teacher Bri.

I am indeed surprised by your imagination! However be assured that God will be entertained by your humour. So He won't let you be there in for long! As ancient kings used to entertain court jesters, He will invite you soon to Heaven to entertain the inmates there. But make sure that you crack only decent jokes... not any bawdy jokes! Top marks.....!

Poor Bri.......! I feel so sorry for you! We believe that is a place of eternal torture. With attempts of suicide, no one can end his suffering there! How can you expect inviting sights to entertain you there? Getting something to eat, whether it is bland pizza itself is a luxury there!

ok, the poem is not quite in its intended final form, but to H E L L with it. it's staying like it is. bri :)

4th stanza: insert a comma after " pizza" . i think it got lost during submission!