Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
Kim Barney
I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
Sunday, July 10, 2022

Bri Edwards Eaten By Aliens Comments

Rating: 5.0

Three aliens feasting on Bri
had made quite a mess of the guy.
The first of them said,
as he chewed on the head:
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Kim Barney
COMMENTS
Cowboy Ron Williams 02 October 2024

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have read and commented on this before, but forgot how funny it was! A pleasure to read it again. However, it seems that Bri is still as nutty as ever. Could it be he started with three?

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Kim Barney 05 October 2024

Started with three? Could very well be!

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Unnikrishnan Sivasankara Menon 22 September 2023

I believe that the aliens, all of them, have upset their stomach and left earth never to come back.

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Nosheen Irfan 03 September 2022

Wo interesting and witty. I am sure Bri would love it.

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M.J. Lemon 23 August 2022

Fantastic, Kim! I hope Bri enjoyed this tribute as much as I did/do. There's no way to go wrong when you combine Bri, humour, aliens and 'prairie oysters.'

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Kim Barney 27 August 2022

M. J., thank you so much for the comment. Where I grew up, we had Rocky Mountain oysters. They usually came from sheep.

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Bri Edwards 19 October 2022

M, I HAVE heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters: Bull gonads aka 'balls' : ) I heard they ARE on some menus. ;) Oh! I see Kim mentioned RMO below but said Usually from sheep.

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Susan Williams 23 July 2022

oh my word, I can't get up from the floor where I am rolling around laughing---a thousand stars for a fun read

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Kim Barney 27 August 2022

Susan, thank you for the thousand stars, but even more for your entertaining comment. Now get up off the floor and go write some of your wonderful poetry.

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Bri Edwards 18 July 2022

Oh! And the illustration reminds me of an OLD movie i saw LONG AGO: 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind'.(1977, the year of my FIRST marriage.

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Kim Barney 27 August 2022

Would you believe that the illustration is a photograph I took with my own little Brownie box camera in 1955? If you believe that, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona I would like to sell to you.

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Bri Edwards 18 July 2022

Cowboy Ron Williams' commenting is precious on this one. : )

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Kim Barney 27 August 2022

You got that right, Bri.

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Bri Edwards 18 July 2022

Kim, Early on the poem (yours) gave me a mild laugh, but the last line gave me a much bigger laugh. HA HA! 5 stars and a favorite.

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Bri Edwards 18 July 2022

Why is 'everybody' (esp. women btw) fixated on my 'balls' aka 'nuts' aka (can i say it on PH without censoring?) .

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Richard Wlodarski 12 July 2022

Kim, whenever I'm feeling a little down, I read one of your funnies. It's like a miraculous cure. This poem is wickedly funny. And what a great play on words in your last line! y

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Kim Barney 12 July 2022

Richard, your comments always build me up and brighten my day. Thank you so much!

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I have published through XLibris (UK) a poembook called EMERALD's GREEN and as the foreword I wrote that POEMS CAN HEAL, like you just said here. I am happy to know this from you. My poembook is still available.

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Kim Barney 25 August 2022

Richard, thank you! Your comments always build me up.

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LeeAnn Azzopardi 11 July 2022

Excellent Work Kim

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Kim Barney 11 July 2022

Dear LeeAnn, thank you so much!

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Cowboy Ron Williams 11 July 2022

Great work! Love the rhyme pattern! Starts like a limerick, and ends like a limerick, but with extra stuff in the middle! Perhaps Bri won't be quite as nutty from now on...

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Kim Barney 11 July 2022

Ha! Excellent comment, my friend.

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I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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