Most of my body is scheduled (after death) for compost, but..
a few tit-bits shall be sent to relatives for them to roast.
[You haven't lived till you've tasted parts of Bri on toast.]
And my brain shall sit in a jar near Einstein's [not to boast].
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a few tit-bits shall be sent to relatives for them to roast........And my brain shall sit in a jar near Einstein's......Wonderful contemplation! I am sure, the end-of-life decision will come true..ha ha..!
When your brain is put in a jar and placed beside Einstein......... there will be a label..... 'Specimens of the most intelligent and the most............'.! I am sure there will be a deluge of visitors, especially school and college students to see the exhibit!
I'll just have the toast without the -bits.