To the tune of 'Why, how now, saucy jade?'
Why, how now, saucy Tom?
If you thus must ramble, 
I will publish some
Remarks on Mister Campbell.
ANSWER
Why, how now, Billy Bowles? 
Sure the priest is maudlin!
(To the public) How can you, d--n your souls!
Listen to his twaddling?                
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