Borderline Poem by Nellie Isabelle Steward Cooper

Rip it, moose call, fizzle, any number of sounds will do for you

But I am becoming very concerned in another regard to....
this being your volume and also your duration... as now you do

Let's take it from the top, shall we - all eyes on me, I will show you how everything should be

Please bring me a banana sandwich (significant other) while you're at it or perhaps while doing something else... and not at it

Where were we - yes...... we were discussing various sounds:

Your rip it is totally dry, without emotion, lacks depth, understanding and awareness

This is not to say you are totally self absorbed, selfish and completely without empathy or regard for anyone or anything.... besides yourself..

I would be far more truthful if I did so, but who ever wanted the truth....? ? ?

Especially not you...by any means... however you can be mean at times...

Not to say you are a full blown narcissist either, however you certainly deserve the title or distinction as you are more than deserving of such

As far as a moose call is concerned, I feel the sound should come more from the deep depths of existence.... be more mysterious, with less revelation and exposure of methodology and process

Your very next assignment is to go to the public library (do not pass go) and secure recordings of a raw unsullied moose call...and listen... just listen...do not try to emulate or copy the sound as something bad or untoward might happen, take place or otherwise occur...

Finally we shall address the fizzle as it is very much misunderstood by many and does deserve some discussion and analysis...

Being in rather close proximity or near is an important consideration to understanding the fizzle... or even more so... this being essential... because the sound is feeble and in some cases non existent..

We shall get into the fizzle sound aspect... next get together...okay for you...and also okay for me......

Please remember you are all borderline and must improve quite a great deal if you are to meet our objectives and
expectations! ! ! ! ....