At first I thought she waltzed,
but then I saw the error of
my observation powers.
She waddled, all that blubber,
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waltz haiku ---- she waltzes her skirt dances round his loins
Herbert, This is brilliant! And it does bring to mind a certain person of our mutual acquaintance. Perhaps, long red fingernails (false of course) would have completed the picture.Keep writing.