Black On White; Oops! .... [wedding; Humor; Kinda Short; Possible Entry To Feb. Actc Contest On Ph] Comments
It was my darling daughter's wedding day,
and, though NOT 'pure', she wore white.
She would have eloped if I'd had MY way;
I'd rather have been flying …. a damn kite.
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stanza 3: Hey, I didn't know I knew the word 'credo'. : ))))))))
after all the years on PH, finally I got comments from anotherr member this year! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ;) bri
Sir Francis Bacon says: an unmarried person may be a wonderful person but not a good subject. If you are married please let us know about your children! Please....
I have recently submitted to PH a one-poem set of limericks about my parents and siblings. I have mentioned my one child, Shannon, in at least one poem on PH. She is married, has one child, a son, who is 'in the Autistic Spectrum', and she is a general practioner doctor in Pennsylvania.
It's amazing! One thing I know that you love to eat ice cream... true. However, have you really married to 5 women in different spells? I think you must be joking. Probably, you are a bachelor...ha...ha
NO! ! JUST four (4) , and still clinging precipitously to #4. She usually has my suitcase packed in case she throws me out. bri ;)
Most of this story is believable, but as Darlene said, the idea of you in a tux is really hard to swallow!
Kim, thanks for comment and thanks for reminding me of Darlene Walsh, a find writer who 'fell on hard times' years ago and seems to have disappeared. : (
Keep a distance from the bride and the groom whoever they may be and especially when they are with each other in an secluded moments of privacy. Very humorous.
Keep a distance from the bride and the groom whoever they may be and especially when they are with each other in an secluded moments of privacy. Very humorous.
Lesson learned! Never go out looking for bride and groom! Enjoyed the whole poem. Your expressions are wonderful.
Hmmm, what's not true? The part about the 'ex then glared' I'm sure is true, it's the part about you in a tuxedo that sounds very questionable. (In my opinion it is often best to avoid the obvious.)
Demented imagination.... Oops! ! ..... I mean 'splendid ' imagination! ! !
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7/18/2025 4:52:35 PM # 1.0.0
I thought this poem would be about zebras... or skunks... or appaloosa horses.
Ron, I think I suggested you look at Black On White. Bingo! If so, you looked at the wrong poem. ha ha. But this one is good also. ;) bri