Big Other. Alternate Version Comments

The TV is broken and needs repairing. What a trouble!

My television wouldn't work. I went and bought Big Other. I watched the triumph of The Crows In splendid vivid colour. I watched a hired DVD: Matt Dillon in his prime. I then put on The West Wing- No picture showed this time. I took it all back to the shop Where soon we would take succour: The fault lay not in new Big Other But in my player, Mother......!

A lament for the age, incompatible technology.