Big Fat Stella Poem by Kelvin Rush

Big Fat Stella



Big Fat Stella six foot four
Angry as hell knocking at my door
I told her daughter I want to break up
She burst into tears and gave me a right hook

The sight of Stella would scare any man
She's a right old battleaxe with a face like an orangutan
She's been banging and swearing most of the day
I'll be hiding behind my sofa until she goes away

Kelvin Rush
Monday, April 1, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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