She told him that he would be a winner.
If he bought her expensive dinners.
He told her that he could only afford to take her to McDonald's or use dinner coupons.
She told him that he was no fun.
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What a shallow girlfriend! It seems she cares more for food, than she does for him! I'm certain he had other good qualities going for him. She should be grateful for Micky D's, and Applebees with coupons. There are men who wouldn't bother to feed her at all!