Thursday, August 11, 2022

Beware, You Bear(S) , Of Brian's Wrath! ...[[ The Continuing Saga Of Brian Whitaker, Aka Bri Edwards, In The Hills Of Pickens South Carolina ]] Comments

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I don't begrudge a black bear a layer hen (just one) once a year,
but without due diligence by me there'll be heavy losses I fear.
Today I found ample evidence of a large bear's fence intrusion.
A damaged fence and 4 (of 8) hens absent brought this conclusion:
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Kim Barney 15 August 2022

Please let us know for sure of the fate of the other four hens. I can't BEAR the suspense!

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Bri Edwards 14 August 2022

cont. by now the furry critters have probably 'drawn and quartered' all 8 hens and gobbled (or clucked?) them down. : (

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Bri Edwards 14 August 2022

I've written an epilogue to the above poem & it's much shorter telling fo the 'disappearance' of the 2nd quartet of chickens. By now the bears have probably

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Kim Barney 15 August 2022

You say you have written an epilogue to this poem, but I can't find it. Have you actually POSTED it?

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Kim Barney 11 August 2022

Well, at least you won't be a hen-pecked husband anymore!

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Bri Edwards 12 August 2022

Kim, DON'T BE SURE OF THAT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! : )

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Bri Edwards 13 August 2022

I didn't say I got divorced (again) ! !

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Kim Barney 15 August 2022

That means that there won't be any hens to peck you. Bri!

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Bri Edwards 11 August 2022

My fence-strengthening earlier today stayed strengthened but maybe it made the bear's task even easier! : ( bri

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