Believe-Uh-If You Can Fit It In! Poem by Genice Lorraine De Fabriciano

Believe-Uh-If you can fit it in?
If you have time, do we? No.
Couldn't believe what I was hearing
At church, I was there to see the comedy of it all.
Service is going to long, we are extended over
Estimated time, calls for an announcement.
Getting rid of, Away In The Manger.
Cutting out Jesus, no time!
And let us just say X for the rest of the service
Correction, cut Jesus from the entire season
X will have to be fine, x will do.
Oh, and please no talking at the end
No visiting with your family or church friends.
Please take your communion To Go
As we have run out of time
Go in peace brothers and sisters!
Be filled with bread and wine!
Here's to you, Bread of Life!
Church on the run, bye, it's been fun!
Amen!