Beetroot Bum Poem by Clive Culverhouse

troll a troll who whole was tall
taller than not being small
ate nettles thorns flowers and plants
spiders worms and sometimes ants
but they tickled and itched
a tunnelly throat and tingly tongue
of a troll sized troll with a tomatoey tum
rotundly round and a beetrooty bum
red so red and red more red
a red tum and bum and small redly head
troll a troll who whole was tall
red and red and redder than some
a troll sized troll called Beetroot Bum